Mrs Hardyferret Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 (edited) The following horrific images have been passed to me. I have been asked to post these and the following text. 'To the order of the pink cushion, we are now in possession of the cushion and as the pictures show we will resort to whatever actions are necessary to achieve our objective. Do not attempt to contact the police or authorities as you are under surveillance, and any attempt will result in swift retribution on the cushion. Our ransom demands will be forwarded in due course, and will be met without he sistation and without question Cushion Napper Due to financial cuts our white noise system is a little out of date We were shocked to receive this and have posted immediately for the members to see Regards but very worried The HF'S :cry: Edited May 13, 2011 by Marmite!! photo links repaired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosie Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 :-o :-o :-o OMG this is a terrible situation, we must resolve it ASAP. Quick someone make up T-shirts with STPO (Save The Pink One) printed on them, phone the national papers, get Sir Trevor down here. :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 My god, don't let JB see that he's already in a delicate state Have they released the footage of the cushion with a bleach bottle strapped to it yet Since my aborted Bolero mission *twitch, twitch* i've had a face longer than a beltring shower que but i've just laughed so loud i woke the kids up... thanks for that :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 OK. For F sake - I have just spate tea all over my computer screen and my desk - this is a great ending to the week and I have nearly peed my pants :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You to are off the planet - this site just gets better and better :whistle: ..........going to go and check my truck to make sure that the cushion is there and that Bodge hasn't worked his magic with Photoshop. :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cushion Napper Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 the cushion has escaped only tempoairily..... We will recapture the fugitive and our demands will increase... Do not try to assist the escape of the cushion, as the repercussions could be serious. ANTI PINK CUSHION BRIGADE :evil: :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardyferret Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Oh my god :shake: :schocked: I suppose I'll get blamed :dunno: persecution of the innocent HF :-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 OK. For F sake - I have just spate tea all over my computer screen and my desk - this is a great ending to the week and I have nearly peed my pants :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You to are off the planet - this site just gets better and better :whistle: ..........going to go and check my truck to make sure that the cushion is there and that Bodge hasn't worked his magic with Photoshop. :evil: Well I'm sorry that you think i've got nothing better to do with my time than mees about in photoshop I haven't by the way :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardyferret Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Got just the right number of wheels.................... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Ives Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: we are not worthy great photo needed to be yellow with the blow up dolls at the back :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: has anyone found out the ransome for the pink one or is it a new axel as we have jacks theme tune now three wheels on my wagon :yawn2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cushion Napper Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 STAY BY THE SCREEN YOU WILL BE CONTACTED WE WILL TELL YOU OF OUR DEMANDS IN DUE COURSE DO NOT CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES OR THE CUSHION GETS IT................................. :evil: Anti Pink Cushion Brigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 :rofl: this thread is hillarious!! Do not try to assist the escape of the cushion, as the repercussions could be serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 The pink one must be recovered... or should that be re-covered... hmmm :dunno: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Stings been on the phone asking what we can do to raise awareness to the plight... so with that in mind Mr J's gonna release a benefit album and hopeully raise enough moolah for a new front end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Dig deep people All in a good cause :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie The Jeep Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Bodge, I know it's Friday, but get SOME work done today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Fantastic!! :rofl: :clap: :bow: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I have done some work today... not a lot but some :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie The Jeep Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Dig deep people All in a good cause :whistle: Bodge, you said you worked for a newspaper??? Do you do the cartoon page? :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Nah I can distinguish between elbow & bottom so I'd be dangerously overqualified for editorial duties :whistle: I do editorial graphics, maps, magazine adverts etc etc dull, dull, dull :sleep: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 LMFAO!!!! "If you have seen this cushion then inform your local Police". "Do not try to arrest the cushionnapper or you may risk being painted Pink by this mantally disturbed person". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cushion Napper Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 (edited) "If you have seen this cushion then inform your local Police". I have made the instructions clear DO NOT CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES OR THE CUSHION IS DINASOR DIN DINS. is this clear. Edited May 18, 2011 by Joris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 THIS IS JUST INSULT TO INJURY - I can bearly look. Mr Edward - please let the cushion go, I beg you....... What is this going to take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Hardyferret Posted July 9, 2007 Author Share Posted July 9, 2007 :bow: Bodge The benifit album is inspired. I would like to have one for me and one for my mum. Jack For pete's sake, you must keep your nerve. If you crack now where will it all end. I know you feel like the stuffing has been knocked out of you :whistle: but people like this must see that this sort of thing will not bring them any benefit. If you give in to them now they are sitting pretty!!! :roll: Stay strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Was part of the ransom an appearance by beloved and fearless leader at Beltring over the next two weeks - complete with crates of beer??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 A statement will be released to the press later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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